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[john_x]

I'm worried that I might actually still have a couple readers out there, so after giving it a lot of thought, I think I have a way to chase the last of you off. ("Damn kids! Get off my virtual lawn!") If you still continue to read this journal after blindly following these two links, then you deserve...well let's be honest: You deserve to have

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[gardenprophet]

well, we already knew there was something wrong with my head...

ow. you hurt me. why do you hurt your friends>

[john_x]

Wow. I must say I'm surprised to see you on the Internet, and even more surprised to see such a quick reply to something I posted. Anyways, as compensation for having further imperiled your precarious mental balance, I give you an icon:

[gardenprophet]

well cool. You'll have to show me the scans sometime.

[pretty_shinies]

Why John? Why? My brain is crying..

[john_x]

I really don't see what's so wrong about a unicorn with a penis growing out of it's head. :shrugs: I mean, *everyone* loves unicorns and I've had more than one female hu-man admit to me that they didn't mind penises. What's so wrong with combining two things that people like? It's just the latest in a long tradition of convergence: peanut-butter and jelly, spaghetti and meatballs, unicorns with head-penises. In conclusion: If a unicorn with a male genitalia attached to it's head is wrong, than I don't want to be right!