TEXAS HOLDEM' POKER TOURNAMENT ( Read more... )

Sooooo yaaaaaaahh. I guess there is this texas holdem tournament going on sometime around the end of the month? And there is some debate on whether or not I should be allowed to participate. Apparently this is because people think I'm either going collude with myself to gain an unfair advantage on everybody else or become a mechanic and wheel and ( Read more... )

Basically this theory states that I am greater than j00. Now don't be mistaken. Many people misunderstand the word "theory". Allow me to correct you if correction is indeed in order. A theory is not simply an "educated guess". It is a belief or idea that within the science community is strongly supported. Science doesn't seek to prove things it ( Read more... )

So I've been seriously thinking about either quitting or cutting down my hours at steak n shake. Why you ask? Well as I've said before I am the fucking bomb digidy at texas holdem. I've been doing ridiculously well in the limit sit & go tournaments finishing in the money 8/9 times. Two second place finishes today out of two tournaments has only ( Read more... )

so yah normally it takes like 2 seconds to get from my house to sheila's, however tonight it took like 2 hours. My cars sucks absolute ass in the snow. I've been eating a lot of gyros lately and I must say, they are quite delicious. However there are a few problems with them that I would like to discuss, for one they are essentially a heart attack ( Read more... )

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My girlfriend is sick, and I need help. I don't know of any medicinal treatments that could assist with this type of illness either, so I am looking to the people who read this to help me. When she looks in the mirror she says she is gross and ugly. Ya, I know, what a loony right? The problem is she really believes she is gross looking sometimes, ( Read more... )

All I have to say is I am the fucking bomb diggidy at texas holdem. Seriously, I don't care if I sound arrogant. God damn I love myself sometimes. It's pretty fucking sweet knowing that I am essentially better than a vast majority of the Earth's population. I'm probably going to crunch some numbers over the next week and see just how much I can ( Read more... )

Sooo yah, MCC tuition blows my asshole. $200 lawyer fees also blow my asshole, but are necessary to get rid of gay fucking tickets given by gay fucking cops. A lot of things have been bothering me lately, not necessarily things that are happening now, but sometimes things that have already happened, but are bothering me again for whatever reason. ( Read more... )

OMFG MY ICON IS > THAN ANY ICON OUT THERE EVER!!! ADAM WYKLE IS SO IN YOUR FACE AWESOME EXTREME OMFG THIS IS UNREAL!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY CHECK THIS KID OUT HE IS SO AWESOME, SEXY, AND GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. OMFG SERIOUSLY, CHECK OUT THIS EXTREMELY BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA @ Read more... )