Broad brushstrokes

[johnbobshaun]

I like giraffes. They tick all the right boxes for me. They have nice faces, their massive necks provide a cool USP, and they look fucking ridiculous when they fight and screw. They're pretty awesome

Comments

[kashandara]

What's more entertaining is that I can remember points in time when you were definitely 'The sheep/cow guy' in my first year, and 'The monkey guy' sometimes around the years out I had back in Lanark. Kinda makes me wonder what happened to all the sheep(s), cows and monkeys...

[johnbobshaun]

I have a whole bunch on monkeys. A few sheep and cows too but I think most of them are at my parent's house.

I seem to have a *lot* of giraffe stuff though. But probably not as much giraffe stuff as you have penguin stuff.

[octopoid_horror]

This might have something to do with Sarah deciding that you liked giraffes at some point, probably to justify giraffe purchasing when she was standing looking at a display of cuddly toys and then telling other people to buy you giraffe things.

This started just after you told everyone that you absolutely had enough cow stuff and didn't want any more ever, I think :-p

Also, I bought you a real-life giraffe and now you don't want it. It's sitting in the street staring mournfully in the window and guilt-tripping me right now, you bastard.

People call me "that octopus guy". Some people refer to me as "Nick Octopus", even. I guess I kinda ask for it though.

[andrewducker]

[poisonduk]

Hey added you as a friend as was messing around on Xbox Live tonight and remembered I'd been meaning to do this for eons.

[johnbobshaun]

Cheers!