For later

[johncloki]

When I die, I plan to leave a considerable net worth behind me. My wife will take her share, but the rest I will bury in small chests near places I have visited over a lifetime. Only the discerning eye of a scholar with a genuine interest in my notebooks, my biography, my journals, will be able to unearth the untold treasures of the historian's

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[tinasleep]

Yay! Treasure hunt! go on and die now, like any pirate, I enjoy a good hunt for booty. And death.

[der_regisseur]

Oooh, do I get the movie rights?

[johncloki]

Good point -- I should probably just cut the wife out too, to simplify things. Then I could bury treasure at my own pace over a few decades aforehand.

And if I die too early, well, I guess I've just leave it all to the church.

[johncloki]

Actually, on second thought, I'm kind of happy that amid your skepticism here (note the K, incidentally) you didn't question the "considerable net worth" thing.