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[johndepp]

"Self belief. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it, I can do it, I can really move from my head right down to my blue suede shoes. Isn't it? Rubettes, 1973? Marvelous."

Comments

[bloomjorlando]

Sit still.

[johndepp]

I assure you I'm medicated.

[rosario]

What would happen if I stepped on your blue suede shoes?

[johndepp]

Don't pop my balloon yet. I was just buffed and I'd like to keep the shine for a few minutes.

[rosario]

I'll let you slide this once

[johndepp]

You're electric.

[green_ev]

Sit. Stay. Good boy.

[johndepp]

Obedience class was going well until the mutt in the corner decided to cause a scene.

[green_ev]

The bitch obviously had no idea what she was getting herself into, but was determined to jump headfirst toward whatever it happened to be.

[johndepp]

Chaos ensued. The poodles were puddles, the maltese melted, the lhasa apso... looked ashamed. I hear there were also arrests.

[me_bello]

I believe you still owe me a happy ending, sir. I wait impatiently.

[johndepp]

Be careful what you wish for, madam. I had an ear of corn for dinner.

[me_bello]

If I were careful I wouldn't stumble upon danger as much. That is still absolutely creepy, stop it.

[johndepp]

Hey, at least I said it without the braces. You can imagine what I pulled out of those.

[k_winslet]

You and your love of hats.

[johndepp]

I wear many different hats. I've added connoisseur of fine napery to the list. Make sure I show you.

[k_winslet]

Oh Mr Depp, you have the hats and I have the French twist. Show and tell on our next poker night.

[johndepp]

I can't lose another hand to you, Kate. You always catch my bluff. I can't help it if my tell is clearing my throat and hitting my elbow on the table three times, but I suppose it was the twirl that really got me, huh?