Alright, spawned by this post, and fueled by my boredom, I ask you, What Super Powers Would You Want?Would you use them for good, evil, or for awesome? Would you hide these abilities, or would you be out and proud with them
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Teleportation or Luck. Teleportation is obviously awesome, but always having luck on your side is pretty fucking sweet. I would use my powers for evil at first, then realizing the error of my ways after a run-in with a group of heroes, I would join their team because they had a decent salary and great benefits. I would then use my powers almost exclusively for awesome with the occasional forray into evil to suppliment my income.
so what your saying is that you want to be the love child of Kurt Wagner and Longshot? Interesting. At least you're on the side of Awesome, because, I mean, come on, it's Awesome.
Your power kinda relys on there being OTHER powers in the world, though. Would kinda suck if you were the first superpowered human and that is what you got. Actually, maybe some of us DO have that power. We just have no way of knowing.
Mine would be to be able to convince anyone of anything without an argument or proof but just by stating. I mean beyond selling ice to eskimos. That's more work than I wanna deal with. I wanna be able to tell the eskimos they need ice and they should buy it from me and they drool and say "yes, we need ice and we'll buy it from you". I'd like to be able to command people to do my bidding without having to convince them why they wanna do it. Just give out orders like "get me a million dollars" and they go rob a bank or something. Oh, or better yet "give me a job" and they do it! Now that'd be a sweet super power. I'd be working for me not any side, cause well, that's what I do anyway.
Of course you'd have an assistant writing down the dialogue, until I told her to get you out of whatever business you were in because I have more urgent business...
But I wouldn't use the powers on my friends. Would I?
I have always wanted to become invisible. I guess I never stopped wanting to be a nosferatu. Also, reading minds would be sweet. I would want superpowers that wouldn't be obvious so that no one would know I had them.
Now that I think about it, I remember a sit-com about a girl that could stop time by bringing her hands together. Her dad was an alien that shagged an earth girl, so she was a half breed. Anyone remember this show? I have had many daydreams about that power.
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Thieving Talons of the Magpie, baby.
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But I wouldn't use the powers on my friends. Would I?
Don't answer that.
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Now that I think about it, I remember a sit-com about a girl that could stop time by bringing her hands together. Her dad was an alien that shagged an earth girl, so she was a half breed. Anyone remember this show? I have had many daydreams about that power.
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