the following things are all real

[johnny7686]

So I am slowly gaining in the ranks at work and with it is palatability and endearment. I don't know if those words make sense but they sound positive. To mix things up, I sometimes invoke the power of irony and creepiness, things I wield with indefatigable confidence, and address the other sixth floor denizens as the lovable, fuzzy, and near-

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a great big happy pervert

[nerdasaurus]

dude im really amazed that you can send shit out like that and still "gain ranks."

thats fantastic.