What the fuck?!?

[johnny_iris]

hello, I am so fucked up right now. It was my birthday about 2 hours and 44 minutes ago, but now it's not. I went downtown tonite to some club, then came home and got wasted. I am very wasted right now. I have no idea what is going on. Everybody came over today for my birthday and it was fucking great. But now Cory has to beat the fuck out of this

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uhhh...someone wanna pass it here?

[ilovemarijuana]

dude thats badass sounds like you had a fucking blast and that makes me very happy and gitty like a schoolgirl. Well I smoked 6 shishas in your honor and pretended I was partying with you but I looked really gay and my mom was just asking so many questions. But as for jason the second I get back we are spilling his blood as well as potent marijuana and alcohol into our bloodstreams I hope you had alot of fun and for what its worth Happy Fucking Birthday cory....see works in many ways? we shall be reunited soon and I will have to share many interesting conversations with you, drunk and high of course but until them send my love to the tender trio (Anna,Andrea,Serena) and enjoy those 23 year old women. Later

Senor Sham Signing out

Cory always remember theres a thin line between fries and shakes

Re: uhhh...someone wanna pass it here?

[johnny_iris]

You mother fucker; you were here in spirit. Every shot had a piece of Sham in it. You are a very potent substance. Wow, that sounded very gay, but isn't that angle we work anyway? HAHAHAHAHAHIGH is what I am right now, as usual, but it's not the same without my Egyptian half. I wrote so many emo songs and even painted my nails black, but still no Sham; I don't get it. Maybe I'll try goth next. Oh yeah...

all this positive talk is makin my penis tough

[ilovemarijuana]

damnit dude I wanna be there now, but I am having quite a great deal of sober church type fun. Yes we do work the gay angle and proud for all those fellow live journalists out there!!! well you gotta blast those emo songs loud cause when I get back sham wants a show baby, not just in the bed room either I am talking about full drum ass beating. God damnit I need some irish but hey man the days are getting counted off and I need to know what kind of tabaccos you want with your super sexy shisha. give me a ring a ding ding on this fresh journal thing.....see that was gay...omega gay

PS when I get back I will show you how many sham shots it takes to make that mouth gooey and sticky....sigh I need a hit

Then Hit This Shit

[johnny_iris]

What the fuck, man!?!?! 5 more days, nigga, hell yeah!!! The second you get off that plane, the bowl will be packed and the beer will flow like water. Shisha is like candy, i guess, as in any flavor is good. I need to fucking see these videos you keep making; Lola told me a little about them, and now I'm curious. Then I'll tell you how I was almost arrested for being a rapist, too. 5 MORE DAYS!!!!

Well don't mind If I do!

[ilovemarijuana]

4 days and counting my nigga...god its gonna rock getting high in the airport, I always wanted to go get my bags from baggage claim torn to shreds now I can realize my dream! dude the list has been printed and the results prove sexy. Cory fucking Benson is getting the best assortment of flavored fine tabaccos this side of the nile. Being smoked out of the most sexiest shisha in town, but lets pray to god customs doesn't fuck me raw and uncut. But yeah I need not express my extreme sense of gitty and joy for seeing you and everyone again. But I have seen alot and learned alot. Today too lets just say alot of spiritual guardians are gonna be protecting us when I get back. YUP shaman sham is in town and ready to preach and spark up that shisha for you....just call me El Sheesh and you got yourself a registered man for the job my friend. Well I have been babbling long enough and my tea is getting cold so I will peace out but stay online just in case you mofuga. Alright man peace out