I Cry When I Masturbate

[johnny_iris]

So yeah, back again; like that horrible case of herpes that you just can't get rid of. I'm still here in fucking Hicksville working my ass off and trying to be a good student. The only time I've had free to have some fun was last night. Me, momma, Nicole, and Mr. Redneck (Phil), went out to the ocean to fish. Well, the women were women and didn't

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Don't you mean...

[rox_ur_sox]

Don't you mean go fuck yourself Altamonte Springs? I'm pretty sure thats what you meant.. and as for my most recent entry to which you replied.. you're wrong it wasn't about santa.. it was about that God Damn Lucky Charms leprechaun!! That stingy bastard has all that gold and won't share it with anyone!! Fucktard. I hate him... he said he'd share.. he promised.. and then fucking ran up a rainbow to his mommy b/c he knew I'd kick that little shit's ass... yeah.. thats it.. fucking leprechauns...

[anonymous]

you'r a crazy bitch and cory doesn't like u

..... wow

[rox_ur_sox]

I'm sorry I already graduated from high school... so I won't be giving you the satisfaction of me slightly giving a rat's ass over who you are.. or what you said... although honey.. its you're.. with an "e".. but you're probably still learning about that...

Anonymous is for pussies

[ilovemarijuana]

Who wants to bet me 50 fucking million dollars thats amanda bergen or some one close to that guess. Cory I whole heartedly agree that we are gonna get so fucked up this weekend I am counting down the days and kareem is totally in it to win it baby! but yeah I sometimes cry when I masturbate too adn theres nothing shameful about that. Anyways next time you go fishing use some TNT on those bitches it gets them right the fuck out and ready to cook man if they aren't already crispy. Sucks about that joint dude but I will spark one up tonight for you. As for the anonymous queer please grow some nuts or tits and have the decency of telling us who you are we won't bit. we just need to know how bad we can roast your ass based on how well we know you in any case I am gonna go look at porn or what not find something interesting to do, maybe touch myself to cory's walletsize.

"See you again Space Cowboy"

But I Like Me, Does That Count?

[johnny_iris]

Hey man, if you think she doesn't like me or anybody else doesn't either, how bout you and me hook up and have some crazy sex? Huh? HUH!?!?!?!? Need a little vitamin C, baby? hell yeah, let's do it. Send me a private next time and leave your name and number. Hell yeah. Piece, dawwwg

[rox_ur_sox]

Honestly who ever wrote that needs to grow up.. and they obviously don't even have the "balls" to reply. So I truly don't give a fuck. I was actually interested to know what bull shit they would come up with next.