Writer's Block: Speak Like a Pirate Day

[johnny_ny54]

Me first mate you say? hmmm... I couldn't be tellin' ye for sure. Yea see, the thing be, I ain't got me just a single first mate! I have me a few. "Drake", Petra and Boone be their names. "Dragon" as well... They all be the best of them! But if it ever came to taking the helm... I would have ta put Mr. Boone to the job, or keelhaul him if he didn

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[petra_fied_one]

I thought your first mate would be your "Guard" Moose.

[johnny_ny54]

he has a hard time manning the helm... mainly due to the fact that he has plush hooves that don't grip things well....