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i have seen so many awful things because of the interwebs.

so many things that i wish i could unsee.

quote of the day:

"trust me bart, it's better to walk in both your parents instead of just one."

eating grape flavored nerds candy, drinking jones cream soda, watching first season of buffy the vampire slayer, while running late for work.

life is good.

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so, i finally saw the movie Tron.
it's one of those things that i just kept putting off.
i had better things to do.


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my penis gets bigger when i'm happy.

it's like a dog's tail.

top that ladies!

god i'm so bored right now.
but i'm so fucking lazy, i don't want to do anything about it.