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[johnnycirrhosis]

These are movie pitches written by a guy named Erik Blevins sent to Patton Oswalt. the story according to Oswalt: " On Valentine's Day, 1998, I received the first of many letters from a Staples employee named Erik Blevins. He is an aspiring screenwriter. He'd spotted me for the eight seconds I was onscreen in a film called Down Periscope and became

Comments

[the_mostest]

oh my goodness, he needs his own studio

[thrashvillesabs]

Hannu-kill. brillant.

[revengeofshades]

(it's patton oswalt)

[johnnycirrhosis]

get off of my cloud, dude!

explaining the joke to someone tryin' (who wants to believe) to live the joke fantasy...not kewl maaaannnn!

[fuzzyoctober]

I want some of those computer skates.