Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your Mom!

1. Your Mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Your Mom floating in their swimming pools.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Your Mom.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Your Mom.
5. Until ( Read more... )

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Click this, then go fifteen down

http://kids.discovery.com/fansites/endurance/bios/season4/original20.html

I knew she looked familiar

Dear Maggie Bridges ( Read more... )

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Jimykungfuhamsta: I have the wierdest feeling right now
Jimykungfuhamsta: and I need to share it
Ms TheaterChic: go ahead
Jimykungfuhamsta: It feels like my chest is melting
Jimykungfuhamsta: on the inside
Jimykungfuhamsta: like everything I am is swelling right there in the center
Jimykungfuhamsta: and its warm
Jimykungfuhamsta: hot
Jimykungfuhamsta: it's ( Read more... )

"I like Cookies
They're good and fine
With chocolate chips and raisins
and the oatmeal I have in mine
Cake is great too
And cheese
Cheese cake
That's what I meant
You got it
Oh...yeeeah"

That was my choir audition
I made it up myself
I'm cool, you know it

So, this is one of the cutest things I've ever seen

I felt I needed to share with the masses

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=fUG5TwsxdeI&feature=Discussed&page=1&t=t&f=b

So, I never post these unless by some God Forbidden higher power gives them the knowledge of my life as it is right now. This is one such ...thing.
There was another where I kill people with an aborted fetus, but I know lots of pro-lifers who don't want to hear about what I do on the weekends.

Oh, you poor, poor, naive strangers

So My new Years resolution this year is going to be something pretty mundane, pretty obvious, pretty well duh ( Read more... )