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[johnnydarke]

five hours drinking aboard the boat, fine as wine, and the moment i set foot back on dry land i get seasick.

fantastic.

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[m0rbid_princess]

"Seasick" - Yes, I often contract a similar form of "seasickness" after 5 hours of drinking... funnily enough, I'm usually nowhere near the sea and tend to be staggering home from a pub instead...

[johnnydarke]

shut up.

the vomiting was totally caused by a failure to re-acclimatise to solid ground.

passing out whilst i stood on the bus ride home, however, was almost certainly alcohol-related.