"MAN MARRIES FURNITURE: Lounge lizard weds world's sexiest chaise longue"

[johnnydarke]

say hello to my new couch/love-interest...

MINE.

Comments

[gurlesque]

I'm actually a little disturbed about the furniture lust/envy I'm feeling right now.

[tuv23]

Thats a fine chair you got there, man. Damn fine.

[_gemma_]

meow...are u trying to call me? i cant speak right now...but im trying to sort stuff out.
i will call u tomorrow, after i see paul.
sorryxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[johnnydarke]

yes...hence the four texts, and half a dozn phonecalls.

sorting stuff out or not, just keep me up to date.

[_gemma_]

my phone hasnt been on for a while. meow. i dont mean to be a wanker. speak to u tomorrow. xxx