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That's how I scroll, baby...
In keeping with the Haus philosophy of 'Needlessly complex = More awesome', here is Seth's new fully functional USB scroll-wheel...
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"And so now, not only do men have to ensure that women have orgasms (their right, to be sure, and a pleasurable task, but ladies - have you tried it? It's either very easy or like playing pool with the lights off: never anywhere in between. I think every woman should have to try giving another woman an orgasm. We'd hear a bit less on the subject ( Read more... ) -
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So I managed to get the bear-trap home last night, with only a few weird looks from fellow commuters as I cradled it in my lap ( Read more... ) -
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Last night at the 'haus of Pun...
LB: "Have I showed you my night-stick yet...?"
JD: "That's not a night-stick; it's a tonfa."
LB: "What's a tonfa?"
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Saturday...
...was entirely the wrong way around.
I wearily turned up at Seven Deadly Sins four hours late, already equipped with a visibly dirtied outfit, a hang-under, a feeling of detached satisfaction (more usually experienced while standing bleary-eyed outside Slimelight at 7:30am...), and the cake ( Read more... ) -
blu's lessons by example: #6 - Not in the Face...
If you were making a plaster-cast of your face, and thought that you could substitute moisturiser for vaseline as a barrier for your eyelashes...well, you'd be dead wrong ( Read more... ) -
Santaclaustrophobe
DamageKnifton promotions once again excelled themselves in raising the bar for tone-lowering of cherished holidays...to them, and to all present, I give much love and repsect ( Read more... ) -
You really have to feel grateful for flatmates when...
...you can walk into the living room declaring "I'm gonna need a little blood from one of you...", and the immediate responses are "How much do you need?" and "Can I finish my dinner first?"
