Clips show #2, for all of you out there who don't remember how awesome I am

[johnnygorockly]

I was on the site yesterday and it was really awkward, because it smelled pen and paper journal on me. I was sweating bullets trying to hide the telling ink stains. Let's just say it was bad and I had to say I was sorry for about three days

Comments

[cunthole]

something for everyone.

when are you back?

[insipidincisors]

Not if you misspell things.

Like 'god damn'.

[cunthole]

goddamn and god damn are two different things.

[insipidincisors]

Well, he still spelled it goddam. The space was unintentional.

[cunthole]

i didn't know we were getting into "goddam" that's a whole nother thing.

[peregrinus0]

there was never any question.

[chez_face_olive]

want to hang out?

[johnnygorockly]

Explain.

[chez_face_olive]

aren't you home?

[chez_face_olive]

?

stephen: i totally see your car every day.

[johnnygorockly]

"Virginia Woolf can suck my cock." I can't believe you don't check your voicemail when unidentified phone numbers leave one.

Also, who gave you the idea I was back? Not until 12:30 am on Novemer the 20th.

Furthermore, in justification of the prank call, I was high when I proposed to Stephen we crank someone (although he didn't realize it). The fact that it was you had more to do with the fact that I had recorded Stephen saying "Virginia Woolf can suck my cock?" earlier that day.

[chez_face_olive]

i never even heard the message. weird. do it again. please? or something equally as good. please?