I must die whilst having sexual intercourse so that my headstone might gloriously read:

IT WAS HIS TIME TO GO
WHILES UP IN A HO

Since I'll never be able to top that, this journal may be going on hiatus for a few weeks.

This is the third night in a row now that Reagan has killed someone in my dreams. This time it was with bow and arrow.

Snoop Dogg is in a movie based off a Bernard Malmud novel.

He's playing a Richard Wright type writer.

Hell fucking yes.  This is the greatest thing since the folks at Smuckers came up with PB&J in the same damn jar.

www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetenants/

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WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR AIM!?!

(Emphasis on exclamation points)

Seriously, why would you be so presumptuous?

I like assumptuous better.

Its the "ass".

Why isn't that a word?

Furthermore, I still want to know why Webster hasn't written back about "withe" becoming standard for "with the"?

Hey Jack, I heard someone was back.

Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock.

-Anderson Cooper