Actual Iowa City flyer ( Read more... )

I don't care how long its been since I last spoke, I hope all of you are fucked. By that I mean that I hope all of you get fucked and it is spectacular. Today I fly away to return periodically and fucking awesomely. Hold onto your hot pants because its going to be another wild ride for the next however many years and we're all the fucking pilot ( Read more... )

The name Nixon gave to the 1969 bombing operation over North Vietnam:

Operation Freedom Train.

I am such a hot girl.

George C. Scott is simultaneously the first and last person I would want to go to bed with.

I know you're not going to, but this is quietly huge ( Read more... )

So, um, uh...yeah. I've, uh, been away for awhile and was kind of hoping that I wouldn't come back, but, uh...yeah. I'm, uh, nine and a half hours into semester break and my reluctance to play anymore San Andreas tonight have left me bored as a monkey who's run out of lice.

When's class?

Samuel L. Jackson, James Woods lead San Andreas' all-star cast ( Read more... )

Captain America ( Read more... )

Hey, to all you binary mother fuckers:

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What the fuck are you gonna do about that, huh?

I know you've all been desperately heartbroken by my absense, but, weep no more. Rejoice to sobby motherfuckers, I'm back. I don't have much to say, other than to talk about how I was a little bored and thought I'd make all of your weak, puny muscled, girly man days.