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THIS WAY UP
ájohnnyhomeslice has fragile contents which may break!
From Go-Quiz.comWith the current status of my penis and its little Urinary Tract Infection thing, I find this label to be most appropriate. I am fragile. Try having an old lady with facial hair swab the inner linings of your manstuff with a Q-tip....NO ENJOYABLE. The end ( Read more... )

I am at work, thanks to Christa, and decided that an update was in order. My car wouldn't start this morning because it's too cold outside and I forgot to make sure there was enough gas to keep the tank satisfied. I think I have a urinary tract infection, and from the description I gave her, my mom thinks so too. Not the most comfortable thing ( Read more... )

Hahaha....as if:


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You Are the Very Gay SpongeBob!


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( John's Oscar Predictions )

LJ Friends Meme by coolerq
• You must tell 6 people about this game.
• Nick is the one that you love.
• Andrew is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about travis.
• amanda is the one who knows you very well.
• christa is your lucky star.
• beautiful is the song that matches with Nick.
• i get around is the song for Andrew.
• dirty pop is the song ( Read more... )

Alrighty people, just do this. It won't take much time at all ( Read more... )

You Are 33 Years Old

33

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

Yet another extended shift at the good ol'Doubletree Hotel has be exhausted and daydreaming about the comforts of my bed. 12 hour shifts during the day are ok..the sun tends to keep you awake, but doing night audit alone is just dull and tiring ( Read more... )