Favorite work-related quotes of the week

[johnnylexicon]

As I was standing at the bat ray touch pool at work:

Father to 5-year old boy who just touched his first ray: What does it feel like?

5-year old boy: It feels like... a miracle!

(For reference, the most common answer to that question is usually something like, "a wet mushroom.")

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9-year old girl, to me, after noticing one

Comments

[sashash]

the sixty-ish lady moment is money. i've always wondered when that would happen to you.

[johnnylexicon]

Why? Is it some sort of rite of passage? When was your first old-lady-hitting-on-you?

[theryk]

Very cool, all three vignettes.
I've told the "fsh" joke twice today already

[johnnylexicon]

Ha! I actually thought that joke would be up your alley. Sometimes I just want to put you and Nick Fox in a jar and shake it.

[theryk]

Moment O' Pride: at NPS2006 I told Nick a joke that left him speechless...SPEECHLESS!

[johnnylexicon]

What was it?