Fuzz

[johnnylexicon]

I read an item the other day that said that, reportedly, Tom Jones just insured his chest hair for $7 million.

This is a guy who knows what the ladies like. Where has the chest hair gone in this world? Wither hast thou gone, Tom Selleck? For the past twenty years, the standard of male beauty is to be as hairless as an 11-year old girl. Male

Comments

[inglewoodgigolo]

but usually where there's chest hair
there's back hair
and seriously
fuck that
I'm cool with having my 5 strands of chest hair that
fly of my body during a strong wind gust
than having to deal with that trade off

[johnnylexicon]

Whatever, Flipper. I don't even have back hair, but if I did, I'd wear it like a flag of conquest the ladies could watch as I walked away.

[iheartpudding]

ahg! i despise back hair. Chest hair =sexy run fingers through type lovin'. but no back hair flags....

[inglewoodgigolo]

ol mountain of Caucasoid reclaimed i see

[smyley]

Yet, and I'm not saying you feel this way, but most guys that share this sentiment would still be disgusted or, at the very least, expect their partner to have shaved legs and, at the very least, keep their downstairs garden to a minimum...yeah I said it, downstairs garden.

Maybe it isn't so bad for us men to get a taste of what womyn go through...even if it isn't nearly to the same extent. And this is coming from a hairy-chested man lol.

[johnnylexicon]

Well, I don't feel that way. Shave or don't shave, it's all good. I admit a predilection for shaved legs, but if a woman wants to write a manifesto about her fuzzy gams, I say, power to her and rock on.

[smyley]

haha yeah, having heard bloodbath, I was fairly certain that you weren't the biggest stickler when it comes to things of this nature. But I had to say it just in case.

[ratpackslim]

i'm insuring my stomach hair for TEN million.

[johnnylexicon]

Because women will get lost on the way to your dick if they can't find the happy trail.

[funkpoet]

Rock ON!

I spent too many youthful hours (yes I remember back then) looking for the chest hairs to get rid of them now. We have been through too much together.

[whoisthespirit]

Your prompt is roughly like this... Seeing as you can make having of the chest hair rockin'.

I would like to see you take something that is not (at least on the surface perceived as) awesome, and make it freakin' awesome! For example write a piece about competitive sewing. Sew some balls into that world. Rock that shit out. It can be serious or not... I'll leave it to you to handle the mechanics, but that is what I want from you. You keep saying you can't be a rockstar, but everyone can be a rockstar, now prove it.

p.s. I'm only using sewing as an example of a pastime not particularly rocking you can use whatever you wish to bring out your inner rockstar.

[iheartpudding]

there is a knitting club called stitch n' bitch.
i thought that you choosing sewing as uncool made this comical. ;)

[whoisthespirit]

I have couple friends that attend stitch n' bitch from time to time. But I actually choose it based off a show I saw at BATS theater where they improv'd the Rocky of sewing movies - as a play - and of course the main character who was a great sewing champion, but hadn't sowed in years, gets imprisoned and freakin' sews himself a key to break out of jail with! Bad ass, I say, bad ass.