AHHCHOOO!

[johnnylovely]

Today I sneezed. Yes, a pretty uninteresting thing to write about. But then I realized, can you ever have an angry sneeze? Most bodily functions can intertwine with the your current emotion, but sneezing can't. No matter what emotional state you are in, a sneeze is still a sneeze. Picture you being in an intense quarrel with a look of intensity and

Comments

[anonymous]

i've sneezed angrily before. it was because i had horrible allergies and i was thinking "GODDAMNIT I AM FUCKING TIRED OF SNEEZING"

then afterwards, i was very upset that i fucking sneezed.

also, it's gesundheit

[absurd_ashley]

i think the anonymous guy doesn't get that when you put a word in quotes as you did, you are just trying to dictate how it sounds - not how it's really spelled.

i loved this. i thought it was hilarious. A+

[absurd_ashley]

i think absurd ashley is an idiot, since she clearly doesn't realize that quotes can also signify someone speaking-- such as:

anonymous thought outloud, "absurd ashley is an idiot."

[markorange]

i saw someone sneeze with clenched teeth today and i thought of this.
also my friend tiffany literally sounds like she's crying whenever she sneezes lol