How should I start my first livejournal entry in two months? First of all I can't type at all. I'm struggling through this. There's not much to tell that hasn't been told already. As I have heard and read, Erin tells you guys everything. Thanks babe. I can' even write a stinkin letter without it being posted on the internet. Damn it. As you ( Read more... )

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite ( Read more... )

I've been playing around for the last eight months. I've been training; working out; learning Navy customs; and talking to the higher-ups. I've been bragged on and promoted so much I could scream. I've yelled at people under my command. I've been the bigger person through this whole ordeal. Now it comes to it. Am I ready? What's going to ( Read more... )

Well, somewhere along the way tonight Erin lost her cell phone and it was picked up by a group of aborigines at the mall I guess. All of you know that I am not a bigget...I just hate stupid people. At first Erin thought the phone was at my house. We found out otherwise when the idiots called Kelly's phone trying to find a peice of ass I guess. ( Read more... )

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Well, I talked to my buddy Lee yesterday. It turns out that Boot Camp is going to be a bit more difficult than I had expected. He told me that pretty much the first week they give you a SEAL pre-screen test and then they give you the SEAL Phyiscal Screening Test. If you pass it then they give you a waiver for whatever is wrong with you and then ( Read more... )

I have developed a strange sickness in the last 4-5 hours. All I feel like doing is sleeping and destroying the universe. I am bitter towards my fellow man, I'm tired, and most of all I have a strong desire to blow shit up. Ever feel this way? I think I'm just burned out on doing...nothing. I'm serious, I feel like just crawling into a hole ( Read more... )

You are witnessing the end. This is the end of me. This is the end of my LJ. If you have been on the moon for the last seven months, you wouldn't know that I joined the Navy. You also wouldn't know that I leave in just 20 days to go to Chicago for Boot Camp and A-school. Yes, TWENTY days. I went to get my Police Record Check finalized today ( Read more... )

Much to the disappointment of a lot of people, I am not working anymore. I am completely free from responsibility until I leave to go to Boot Camp. I am extremely happy about this. Too bad that I waited until everyone went back to school to start my summer vacation. If the beach has not been totally destroyed, we are supposed to take a trip ( Read more... )

Today I thought of something I haven't thought of in ages. I saw it on Adult Swim the other night while watching Family Guy and almost pissed the floor. I only have one thing to say to you all ( Read more... )