steve jobs has shuffled off to buffalo

[johnnymohawk]

and he only had eleven years on me. seems a bit young. bon voyage, monsieur jobs. yet, this was not why i logged in tonight. had some trouble getting on the site, so im damn well going to post my frippery even if it is completely insensitive to breaking news. i need two reasons how scott baio killed the drive-in movie industry. plausibility will

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[staxxy]

1) Scott Baio's DNA carries a virus that is fatal to those little outdoor speaker boxes. By flying low over all over North America, he was able to seed the clouds and rain death upon all the movie theatres forever thereafter.

2) It's actually a conspiracy that he started with Tom Cruise. It is part of the agendy in the hidden cabal of Dianetics.

In other news, my old cat also passed today. it was awful.

[jeffpaulsen]

Scott Baio's irresistable appeal in reruns of Happy Days kept people home on summer evenings when they should have been drive-in-movie-ing.

Also, Scott Baio would creep everybody out by standing by the concession counter and hitting on chubby high school girls with low self esteem.

[staxxy]

(just a note that my comment did a duplicate posting so i deleted the second one.)