I haven't been updating this thing too much.

[johnnyorigami]

Mostly because I just don't know how to follow the brilliance of my last 2 updates. I mean, those had everything: comedy*, action**, suspense***, romance****, and complete and total incompetence*****. Seriously, I should win an Emmy or a Tony or a Livey or something

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your best work is performance art

[plblark]

usually of the dismembering variety. At risk of exposing myself as a future installment, may I suggest politicians as your next victims? Because after a while, WTF and etc... get repetitive and your repertoire goes stale.

And no one wants that!

politicians are uninteresting livejournal fodder

[johnnyorigami]

because they don't show up and post gems like:
"Now, for my next trick I'll make you look like an ass.
Oh, wait. too late."

And he was SERIOUS!!! He thought that was a good slam!

You can't make this stuff up.