Even the San Francisco Gruesome Twosome couldn't keep me down ( Read more... )

We got him from a neighbor of Mrs. Origami's sister-in-law's sister. Everybody got that ( Read more... )

Well, Blackbyrd's pretty popular....

So, I've got a couple of pictures from Germany. It was a good time, even though it was (somewhat tangentially) work-related.

Here I am drinking heavily at Oktoberfest (the real one) with a random Italian guy (from Italy) who gave me some white powdery stuff to snort, but don't worry 'cos it turned out not to ( Read more... )

I'm really going this time.

( Bye. )

Oh, yes, MLB was here first so you can pre-empt the Women's World Cup whenever you want. Oh, it's only the women's version of the most popular fucking tournament in the fucking world. Nobody will mind if we leave a foregone fucking conclusion on ESPfuckingN2 while possibly the best team in the world (China) opens their World Cup play ( Read more... )

my hair would be the subject of today's update. Well, I'm a big fat liar. Because it isn't ( Read more... )

somebody tried to sell me drugs ( Read more... )

So, I was thinking that, for all the attention I get with my updates, I'd just post a philosophical treatise on deconstructionism, and why Jacques Derrida is a big doody head.

( But then I remembered I had something to say. )

I'm still tired. However, this is because I have had too much to drink. I am celebrating, you see.

This is the time where I extend an open invitation to all the members of this very exclusive group to come on to Atlanta (well,...Tucker, actually, but you can hardly tell the difference in the air quality!) and see our new townhouse. We want to ( Read more... )

Well, I was going to upload a picture of a Dodge Neon to supplement the humo(u)r found in the subject line, but, alas, I am insanely lazy ( Read more... )