Comments | johnnypanic819: "Ah said, no music".

johnnypanic819

"Ah said, no music".

May 30, 2006 16:18

Still without internet, I type hyperly from my mother's office this time, where I am currently allowing myself to be 12 and babysat by the computer and candy and soda while mommy finishes work. How time flies when your modem chord hasn't been ripped cruelly from you like a premie's umbilical chord ( Read more... )

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r0bingoodfellow May 30 2006, 22:47:49 UTC

I think there should be an incredible number of "yourmomjokes" involving water labs and bringing and...but we've moved past that now. Right? Right?

Damn....

Miss you dude, hope the sunburn improves.

johnnypanic819 May 31 2006, 16:39:12 UTC

I tested your mom's water in the water lab last night and it maintained a very good Ph balance and --

Shit.

Miss you too -- the burn ain't better. :(

absurdum May 31 2006, 04:37:16 UTC

Dude, I didn't get sunburned on my ass, but the top half of me is pretty well fried from lifeguard training. I'm sorry I haven't been on or contacted you through any means at my disposal...See why me living alone would have been a bad idea? I turn into such a hermit!

My advice: Aloe vera that shit all the way, man. And lotion for dry skin, like Vaseline. Also, I finally watched "Into the Woods" and saw the Wolf penis. AHHHHHH! Scary.

Miss you, miss you, miss you. Love you, too. The end.

johnnypanic819 May 31 2006, 16:40:48 UTC

HAHAHAHHAHA

Wolf penis.

Almost as funny as WHALE PENIS.

(Dork!)

Naw man I just laughed aloud in the BU language lab at the phrase "Aloe vera that shit all the way" in reference to my butt. ;)