A NEW HIRECULTURE.COM POSTING THAT ACTUALLY REFLECTS MY JOB.

[johnnypanic819]

HERE'S WHAT THAT SHIT SHOULD SAY:

Title:  Box Office Manager, not Asisstant Manager because there is no Manager, Executive Secretary, Finance Associate (HAH!!), Marketing Associate, Assistant to the General Manager.
Hourly Wage:  Shit, with no paid dinner break and labor law violations galore.

Description:  Work all alone in a box office the size of a

Comments

[absurdum]

You should put this on McSweeney's. That is all.

[piedsdepixeon]

This is fuckin brilliant and unfortunately true. Good luck and try not to maim the concert-goers.