My english class has a blog. You should comment on my posts. And maybe the other posts. But... read it.

yay!

http://bibliothecary.squarespace.com/weekly-scribblers/

(Update) most of the flies are gone.

throw bananas out. properly. dont let them stay in your garbage... for a week... or more. you'll room will have a funny smell and when you finally go to throw out your garbage the bananas will rupture and millions (or hundreds) of fruit flies will swarm about your head and room and make you very unhappy. But on one hand- you'll finally know why ( Read more... )

i = drunk ( Read more... )

Man Who Resembles All Voodoo Dolls Reports Constant Pain ( Read more... )

i'm really glad that i can follow up that entry with this:

FUCK YEAH BITCHES!

PENELOPE PENNYWISE IN YO' FUCKIN FAAAAAACE!

and back to the homework.

i think someone once told me (or i heard it somewhere, or i made it up) to leave everything on the stage- take nothing with you. i never understood what that felt like until tonight. Megan, Kristen, Gina, Julia, and Raven are all FEIRCE competitors and i have no idea what tomorrow will bring. but i do know this- i tried my hardest, i gave it my ( Read more... )

its....

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an actual phone conversation with my favorite ex roomie.

(i pick up my phone)
Me: Hey
Liz: What a fucking asshole.
Me: I know, right?

the end. good night ladies and jackasses. be sure to tip your waitress.

watching two deaf people argue in sign language is terribly amusing. although i do feel a little dead inside because of it ( Read more... )

there can be so much happiness in the world sometimes.

and all you need to do is laugh at somebody else.