APPARENTLY CHAD LINDBERG IS SELLING THE MULLET. ON EBAY. THIS SUNDAY. ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG. "FULL" INFO NOT EXACTLY
HERE, ON HIS TWITTER.
IN PART, I AM TORN BECAUSE MAYBE QUITE LIKELY IT MEANS ASH WILL NEVER RETURN TO SUPERNATURAL (BECAUSE CW COULDN'T POSSIBLY AFFORD ANOTHER MULLET WIG, OH NO!) (AND ASH IS NOT ASH WITHOUT HIS MULLET.) SO THERE MAY BE NO DEVIL ASH AS IN MY OWN PERSONAL CANNON. *SAD FACE*
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...
I COULD BUY IT. I COULD OWN THE MULLET.
THERE IS NO APPROPRIATE TEXTUAL EMPHASIS TO EXPRESS HOW THIS PROSPECT MAKES ME FEEL IN MY PANTS.
(AND WHY YES, I HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT AT
capslock_merlin AGAIN. WHAT OF IT?)