SWGM seeks GMWSM

[johnnytobicoke]

I hung the curtains Saturday.  Now I need to measure them and have them hemmed.  Anybody know a guy with a sewing machine that I can ply with sexual favours?

In lesser news, but happy nonetheless, I have a new Philodendron.  (of which species, I'm not certain, but)  I love these plants.  They grow like weeds with so little effort.

I must go to bed.

Comments

[drakematrix]

well I have a sewing machine and we all know I can be plied with sexual favors...

[johnnytobicoke]

Dude, you don't even need to bring the sewing machine. ; )

[dendren]

silly... it's a phil-o-dendren!

[johnnytobicoke]

Ha! What a coinkydink! That never even occured to me. I'm more than a little disappointed you didn't offer your tailoring services. ;) But then again you're respondant #2 who could leave the sewing machine at home.

[dendren]

no coinkydink at all... that's where dendren came from... it's what my ex used to call me Phil-o-dendren. It eventually shortened to just dendren.

and I would totally offer my tailoring skills if I had any. How you and I just roll around nekid and let someone else handle the sewing.

[cricket_tracks]

You hung curtains! Yayyyyyyyyyy!
The neighbors can't watch you run around naked anymore. Boooooo!

[cricket_tracks]

I hope the fact that I don't own a sewing machine won't keep me from being considered for the sexual favors. After all, I can still thread a needle.;0)

[johnnytobicoke]

And it goes without saying that you don't need a sewing machine either mister. My favours are your favours. *cue the porn music*

[johnnytobicoke]

Such a benchmark eh? hee I'm proud of me too.

But I'm a little more on the "yay" side that the neighbours can't see me unless I want them to. Cheeky monkey that I am.