False Creek security satus: RED

[johnnyweinstain]

A fellow false creek basin resident came to my door yesterday and alerted me of a attempted break in to her apartment at 4am. Luckily the security status was already set at orange(doors locked). I need advice on what to do about this sketchy state of affairs. I've narrowed it down to 3 options

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[gmcg]

Well, option 1 would quikly earn you a six-star wanted level, then the Army would be coming at you with tanks and flatbed trucks. This isn't all bad, because it's possible you could jack a tank and put it in a nearby garage so you could keep it. But I don't know if that's worth the risk, especially without body armor.

Number 2: That green glowing code would probably keep you awake at night.

So maybe 3 is your best bet, although the fans will likely be up set to see the demolition of Burnett's Field.

[maugwai]

California, California, here we coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome.

Rob Roberson the Robber from Robersonville

[anonymous]

A couple of suggestions:

1. Instead of moving in with Dave and Crystal, ask them to move in with you, along with all their shit. This way, even when you go on vacation, one or both of them will still be there, warding off any pesky prowlers. Your apartment will also contain a mish-mash of different valuables, so even if you are the victim of a break-in, the chance that the thief will end up snatching any of your shit will be substantially lower.

2. You could always get one of those stickers to put in your window that has the image of a fist wrapped around a handgun, with the barrel pointed straight at the person looking at it, and the chillingly effective phrase, "I don't dial 911." But I suppose that goes hand-in-hand with your initial, NRA -based option.

The more you know ...

[pyramidsong]

Incidentally, I'm not trying to be anonymous. It's got something to do with the Mac's goddamn incompatibility with LiveJournal.