How to get elected as President of the United States: 1. Get C's in college 2. Lose all 3 debates 3. Mispeak during speeches and mispronounce the names of foreign leaders 4. Run up a HUGE national debt (without a remedy to pay for it) 5. Lose more jobs than you create 6. Start a war (without a plan for peace) 7. Try to separate church and state in Iraq while simultaneously trying to blur that line here in the U.S. 8. If at all possible, avoid military service of any kind. 9. Promise to unite the country, then divide it more than ever. 10. Have a prior criminal record before entering office (DUI's seem to work particularly well)
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1. Get C's in college
2. Lose all 3 debates
3. Mispeak during speeches and mispronounce the names of foreign leaders
4. Run up a HUGE national debt (without a remedy to pay for it)
5. Lose more jobs than you create
6. Start a war (without a plan for peace)
7. Try to separate church and state in Iraq while simultaneously trying to blur that line here in the U.S.
8. If at all possible, avoid military service of any kind.
9. Promise to unite the country, then divide it more than ever.
10. Have a prior criminal record before entering office (DUI's seem to work particularly well)
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