You know I think I just sat in the bathroom and spouted delrious gibberish for five minutes while I took a shit. That was reall weird.

I should be writing up some questions for the play I had to read "Master Harold and the boys" but god I'm lazy. NOTHING EVER CHANGES ( Read more... )

Post your guilty pleasure. Hell, you can be anynomous if you want, I don't care. I'm not going to.

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Hmmm.... we have to be moved out of our house by the 31st of April. Thats a little depressing. I knew we'd have to but..... so I don't know. My brother and I are going to find a place to live. I want to rent a house with a lot of people, but I don't know a lot of people. So we'll probably end up just getting some sort of two bedroom apartment ( Read more... )

Well, today I had my mind sufficently blown. Among other things.

Not really. *Cries self to sleep*

A totally awesome band.

Another one.

A funny Penny-Arcade comic

Probably the funniest thing I have ever read.

Annnnnd I'm done.

- Comment and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw you a picture.

- You have no say in what I draw you! Or in how much it will suck!

- Put this in your journal. And the pic someone drew for you.

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My birthday is this Sunday. I want sex for my birthday, but since I'm not getting that I want a nuclear war head so that I can declare myself an independent nation. You have to live on my to be a part of Johntopia, unless I grant you citizenship, but then you have to let people live on you if they want to. I will be the king.

I have to take a

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I wish I could remember all of the dreams I had this morning. The only part of one of them I can even begin to remember is the one where I was Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. Recoom had come back to life and I had to kill him. He started posing all.... wait. Wait, no I was Krillin and I pwned the shit out of him. It was awesome.

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