Poopy pants

[johnstarrr]

So I was reading my new book, Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk and he starts talking about Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, and I got to thinking; it's damn easy to sell a story if it plays on people's fears. But playing on fears is hard without sounding trite, just look at all of Tom Clancy's books, or Ann Rice's hackneyed vampire novels. So I'm going to

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Something Wicked This Way Comes

[anonymous]

You forgot clowns. They give me the creeps. Between "It" and "Poltergeist", I don't think clowns can ever be happy fun in my mind.
-dan

Simon says:

[anonymous]

Yes, you forgot clowns, hobos, snakes on planes, you can't forget muta fucking dinosaurs coming back from mosquitos! AHHH!@H!