And now! Something completely random

[johnstarrr]

Do crabs think people are delicacies? They are bottom-feeders and get a person every now and then, I wonder if we taste as good to them as they do to us. Maybe only the ones that somehow got killed in a steam accident

Comments

Steamed People and Other Delicacies

[anonymous]

I think crabs would find people delicious. But only if they were slathered in Old Bay... Otherwise, what's the point?

And, you would only be gay if you knew upfront that she used to be a man. If you throw up a little in your mouth when you find out that she was a he, then I think you'd still be non-gay. :-)

Simple Answer

[anonymous]

The new "equipment" is an inverted penis. End of statement!

I was thinking

[tell_no_one]

So I was thinking about this whole crab thing, and I realized that crabs dont have taste buds. Problem solved.