I was happy with myself last night. I went to bed at 9. Lots of sleep for me, right? Wa-rong. I woke up at 2. AM. -_-

Oh well.

Things with Erica good so far, can not complain :D

Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)time started:10:59 PM full name:Joshua Jamie Ernest nickname(s):Joshy is the only one I like birthday:November 1st where were you born:Hammond, Lousiana. Seventh Ward Hospital. zodiac sign:Scorpio. height:5'9" weight:250ish. hair color:Brown eye color:Blue with gold rings shoe size:13 ring size:Wha? skin type ( ( Read more... )

So, I saw a guy, your average jock, in the student union yesterday. He was wearing a shirt saying "Sex Instructor: First Lession Free." So, I grinned, walked up to him, and asked him where to sign up for lessions. He kinda gave me a look that said 'WTF?' I pointed to his shirt. He blinked, looked down, and then called me a faggot and walked away ( Read more... )

You know whats awkward? When you call your friend and she says shes having phone sex on the other line.

Oh, and I'm not single anymore. :D

Its such a paradox that you can be amoung hundreds of people and feel so totaly alone.

It seems so fragile, this existance. This reality. I see it tearing down before me, crushed and destroyed by all the idocincricies and hypocricy.

See Jack. Run Jack.
See Jack. Run Jack.
See JACK. Run JACK.
SeEjAcKrUnJaCk.

So, anyone know that feeling of utter -disgust- you feel when you see someone you hate? Like the world is spining out of focus and nausea is clogging every portion of your soul ( Read more... )

So, I've been walking around in a paint covered apron all day. When asked about, I generaly respond "Well, their in season this fall"

Random Quote of the Day. "Hair cuts usualy = shorter hair."

Ive decieded that to me, the sound of a well played violin equates sex. Thus, when I make my super cool Rock Band (Hereby Known as the Joshua Ernest Band), I will have three. And a grand piano. And Drums, and two guitars. And a orchestra.

Yes, I know its supposed to be AN orchestra. Shuddup.

1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )