My Life
Ok so instead of sleeping until my alarm rudely awakens me, I'm awake (well it was either that or sleep typing, you never know) but that thought aside I'm awake because my mother has once again decided to ignore time zone differences and called me to subject me to the torture that is my brother.
Mom: "So your brother just called"
Me: "Hmm"
Mom: "Apparently his boyfriend isn't talking to him and despite the fact that you're not even in the same country this is all somehow your fault"
Me: "I'm pretty sure that everything in RJ's life is somehow my fault"
Mom: "See I get when this used to happen when you were dating the same person albeit at different times but this time I'm pretty sure this one is actually gay so unless you've had a sex change or I was more out off it than I thought..."
Me: "I don't get it either, it's like he has only child syndrome and he isn't even an only child."
Mom: "........You did this on purpose, didn't you?"
Me: "If I say yes can I go back to sleep?"
Then before I could go to bed I saw this (mainly because I turned my laptop on and didn't go back to bed but...eh)
Dear Andrew, cease and desist sir. sincerely the world.
And I haven't abandoned Little Red I actually have the next chapter done but between finishing my BB and RL I can't find the time to actually send it off to be beta'd so it's on temporary hiatus.
Now I'm going to bed!