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[joiless]

Merry Christmas, droogs! Also, Chappy Chanukah, Zesty Kwanzaa (Habari Gani, brothers!), a Blessed Yule (gg droods!) and a well-thought-out Presents And Tree Day. Also, to anyone who celebrates that fucking made-up holiday from Seinfeld, I don't like you as much as you might think I do, so don't be surprised if I steal your car and sell it to a

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[cheshcan]

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUGAR

Anyone who still celebrates anything about Seinfeld should probably be shot.

[joiless]

Does lighting a candle on the anniversary of it being over count? Cos I might do that.

Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOUZ. AWESOMESAUCE.

happy christmas, joiless!!!

[rocknrollpsycho]

HAY JOILESS HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!11

I AM STAYING UP ALL NITE WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS MORNING BECAUSE I'M WIRED AND INSANE. IT'S A GOOD TIME. :D :D :D

I HOPE YOUR XMAS IS GOOD TOO.

I MISS YOU BEIN' ONLINE. :(

Re: happy christmas, joiless!!!

[joiless]

MADNESS! I GOT PEED ON BY A DOG WHILE I WAS ASLEEP I HATE ALL ANIMALS BLARGH!!! >( BUT AT LEAST IT IS CHRISTMAS OMG PRESENTS.

I MISS BEING ONLINE!

[amdayen]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AKROPANTS! Like I haven't said it eighteen times already, but one more couldn't hurt! *BUTTDANCES*

[joiless]

SEASONS GREETINGS! *is wearing his akropants, they are comfy* BUTTDANCE! *also*

[asscollection]

Oh my GOD thank you for saying that about Seinfeld! That show annoys me.

GREETINGS OF SEASONS JOILESS <3

OH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO - GO GO BUTTZILLA!

[joiless]

SEASONINGS UPON YOUR GREETINGS!

And yes, Seinfeld is the antithesis of funny. It is a negative amount of humor. It is funny like gastrointestinal parasites. Except those are kinda neat in a freaky ass terrifying sort of way. Unlike Seinfeld himself, who is lame in a freak ass terrifyingly hideous sort of way. Yes.