Exasperatedly Expectorating Exuberant Exsanguination

[joiless]

Enjoy my terrifying knack for semi-topical alliteration. (Or is that consonance? Assonance? ... ass... o... nance - the technical term for the way certain bands resonate at the exact same pitch as flatulence. See "The Smiths" for more

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OMGWTFDNW

[joiless]

It wasn't twin waterfalls of tears so much as singular waterfall of blood.

But the feeling was still "Very No."

[cheshcan]

Why do you suck so much at clotting? You're so good at other stuff. (I warned you that cocaine addiction would become a problem.)

[rocknrollpsycho]

LMAO@this. For real, why can't your body clot? What's with that shit, joiless?

[joiless]

It was clotting. That's where the horrific red jelly came from - it was big ass masses of clotted gore. It just doesn't help if you keep fucking bleeding on top of the clot.