Tallest Tale Told Twenty-eight Times

[joiless]

It's my birthday today, for those of you who didn't know; not that I am much in the habit of making much out of my birthday (I typically forget about it until someone else points it out) but there you are. Now you don't have to feel left out of the secret or anything like that

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[cheshcan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hey, you got through 27 without dying. That's an accomplishment.

[joiless]

Lately with the nosebleeds and assorted aches and pains and the cane and shit, it really feels like an accomplishment not croaking at midnight on the dime come my birthday.

[rocknrollpsycho]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOILESS!!!! Do you want any cool gifts for it? I've been a scatterbrain lately, but I think you should at least have some cake in a bowl sent your way.

I hope you DON'T spend your birthday bleeding from your nose. That would be very unfortunate.

Re: Clarion: GODSPEED, YOUNG MAN. I really enjoyed Moneyblood when I read it the other day. I told you this on my LJ, but it bears repeating. It was a good time! I liked all the clever vernacular. I hope you win! YES. WIN.

[joiless]

Thank you! Um, I like gifts that are small, strange, and useful. Like titanium sporks or credit-card-sized survival tools or pens that have unnecessarily powerful flashlights in them.

I did in fact bleed from the nose on my birthday, but it was just a short one, barely ten minutes and probably less than a full tablespoon of blood.

I sure as shit hope I get in, but we'll see what the day brings. I'm glad you liked Moneyblood.

[ren_sama]

Happy birthday! Does it make you feel any better to know that you'll always be younger than me? (:D

No? How about donating blood, would that make you feel better? Or maybe an internal organ? You're in good health, right? Are you really using that spleen?

[joiless]

Not really but at least you get to know you'll always be able to say "when I was your age" to me.

More organs means more human, R-san. Just what are you planning?