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[joinusneekah]

An open letter to the male lushes of Fredericksburg:

If you're going to try to hit on me by showing off how well-read you are, you had better be damn well read. Because I, unlike most of you, do read. A lot. Especially the classics, which are among my favorite books. If everything you know about Charles Dickens came from A Muppet Christmas

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[cass_the]

I am not a male lush of Fredericksburg, but I do love me some Dickens, and I haven't seen you in roughly a generation, so which store do you work at? I will come visit and talk about Great Expectations with you. My sister is coming to visit and she drinks, so this is an opportunity for me to stop by the liquor store and pick up something for her without sounding like a total idiot. I'd be happy to inform you that you're hot, but my hair is cleaner than that, thank God. Was his hair just that greasy, or what? How bad does his hair look?

[joinusneekah]

I work at the store on Tidewater Trail, near the Fredericksburg Fairgrounds. I have not read Great Expectations -- I mostly just keep reading and re-reading Oliver Twist and David Copperfield and parts of Nicholas Nickleby.

Do you live in Fredericksburg? We should hang out! I thought you had moved away...