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[jojofries]

For a while I considered not posting to my LiveJournal anymore but I miss it. It's about the only thing in this crazy world that grounds me. It is my crutch. It is my heroin. Well, heroin is my heroin, but LiveJournal is my figurative heroin. I get so fucking high when I post on this bitch. Sometimes I will start to post something and then

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[irnmadn]

>Author's Note: Believe nothing in this post. Except that you are fat.

You know, I had thought for many years that I was skinny. That is, until your most recent post showed me the light. I am indeed fat! And ashamed of it! And about to swallow another human being whole! Hooray!

Sincerely,
Fat Balls Dave