I think I should go to bed...

[jojonah]

 I couldn't figure out why my toothpaste was so runny.

Then I realised that I'd been pouring mouthwash onto my toothbrush.

My boyfriend kept me up late last night. I blame him.

Comments

[anonymous]

Jonah, thou art hilarious...

Jonah:

*gasping*

Steering... wheel... won't... turn...

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No... Power... steering... *gasping*

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Oh, wait... Is the car even on?

BEST ROADTRIP EVER

[ungulatedefund]

Shite, that was me!!!!

[kimberkwick]

Joooonah! it is I, ungulatedefund, formally known as thekimik, and always your little KIMIK... now transmogrified into Kimberkwick. I R baaaack! Add me! :)

[jojonah]

Kimik!!! I shall add you!!