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So yeah how’s it goin? So far, not so good for me. As predicted the “sickness” got worse. For this reason the song for today is Down With the Sickness. Like I told Lily “It could be worse.” Well I got a cramp in my hand because I wrote then typed three pages of crap (and by crap I mean the greatest journal entry ever). So yesterday, it took me 3 freaking hours to type that journal and the whole time I thought to myself “Why?” Why did I ever write so much? Well to answer, this a story from back in the day. The story is that yesterday I was bored. Boredom kills! And it looks like I’m still bored. Well I’ve said too much for now. Commercial break! Nikki's Dance Fever. Dance your ass off and if you don't you'll never hear the end of it. Cute guys get in free at the door. Girls can get in if they are stuck up, biatches, think they are prettier and/or skinnier than Nikki. Nikki's Dance Fever where a 103.3* is just too low. With OUTRAGEOUS prices, Felix’s Outrageous Sluts will give you a bang for a buck. Felix’s, it’s just outrageous. Tired of buying clothes in the kids section? Tired of tall people having all the fashion? Well not anymore! At Ana’s, clothes are mad for the minus sized people. The finest selection from Abercrombie & Fitch to Zoo York. Ana says, “I know it’s hard to find small clothes. But I’m not just the owner, I’m a shopper too.” Well now that that’s out of the way. Today I have a class which happens one of the greatest classes ever. When we’re not doing cool law stuff we’re playing Slut (hence the Felix’s Outrageous Sluts). Now this so-called “Felix” is usually claiming that he is the “King of Slut”, but he acts like a Queen. Hehe. Point being, this “Felix” character is a pretty cool guy and I’d like to share one of our past adventures. So the other day we were in class just chilling talking baseball. All of a sudden this girl walks up to the teacher’s desk (which is right next to us). Felix is there talking and he proceeds to “check her out”. He’s looking at her “behind” (for lack of a better term) and he just spaces out and starts thinking about random stuff. The girl catches him looking at her and he looks into her eyes for like another 2 seconds and then notices what just happened. He then proceeds to put his head down and I’m there cracking up. Since we were talking about baseball at the moment, we refer to the situation as being “Caught stealing 2nd base.” So I’m done for tonight I’m tired. Bye.