Prank 002

[jokesteronhigh]

Right... erm... not sure how to do this...

S'ppose I'll just do it, then.

[Clears throat.] Lily, you are amazing. And you're funny and you're smart and you're... you're just amazing. Any man would give his left nut to have someone like you.

And... well. We have our son from the future here, so...

Lily Evans, will you marry me?

Comments

[stained_wing]

Must you do that here? I almost preferred the incessant whining to this drivel.

[jokesteronhigh]

Yes. Yes I must.

[stained_wing]

Broadcast your pathetic little feelings all over the place? How sentimental. Don't mind if I vomit on you.

[jokesteronhigh]

Oi! Sinks exist for a reason!

[loveremaining]

[....fhjngkxgfn she's so flailing on the inside but trying to keep a straight face]

James, is now the right time for this?

[jokesteronhigh]

Yes. Yes it is. [Grins.]

[loveremaining]

But we don't even know where we are.

[jokesteronhigh]

Does it matter?

I love you, Lily, full stop.

[wobblesmolly]

Congratulations!

[jokesteronhigh]

Thank you! [Beams.]

[dogged_mischief]

JAMES YOU ARE BARKING.

[jokesteronhigh]

Yes. Yes I am. And I'm in love.

[dogged_mischief]

No. No you are not. You are a ninny. You are panicking and acting very impulsively. I am not giving you my blessing.

[jokesteronhigh]

I am not acting impulsively! I was going to do this anyway!

[Sadfaces at you, Pads. SADFACES.]

[chaoticelement]

[Have a Kefka, twirling his dagger in one hand, his fan in his other hand.]

Well, well, well... how romantic... how much like people to declare their love at the top of towers using magitek to amplify their voices... it almost makes me miss my own tower...

I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting, young man, but... I'm not sure how, but I can sense... something in you and your friends...

[Please ignore the fact that Kefka is facing a light post to James' left.]

[jokesteronhigh]

[Eying you cautiously.]

I'm James.

[chaoticelement]

[Kefka smiles and bows low, crossing his legs in his customary awkward pose, holding the rune-engraved dagger so that the blade points toward himself now.]

A pleasure, young James. I am Kefka Palazzo, High Court Mage of the Gesthalian Empire. And though I may be nothing more than a blind man right now, I promise you, soon I will return to my rightful place as master of the magical arts...

[jokesteronhigh]

... Uh-huh. [Lawl stupid clown.]