gabby spent the night last night. we had fun, and we were really slaphappy. i apologize to anyone who may have been offended ( Read more... )

i like cruisin in the giant red vibrator. "The thing and the it cruisin up gratiot in the long red vibrator" "sometimes my right leg just gets lazy" "where the fuck are we?" "i dont know but lets just stay on this road! its crazy!" "so according to my speedometer, 50 km now means 50 mph."

we rock

i love dorks

went up north this weekend, dont ask me why. my dad was definately having a moment. so i missed brit's grad party along with someone else's that i cant remember right now. and it was only me and ryan so we couldnt wakeboard or anything. so all we did was ride the jetskis. and youll never guess what i did ( Read more... )

2 Dorks = Dorks squared ( Read more... )

haha, i can handle ur jelly, but u can't handle my peanut butter.

its cuz we're bootylicious like that

i hate authority

cops decided to show up on my favorite street and now i cant speed on it anymore. why does this always happen to me? i was deprived of it for nearly a year and now im deprived again.

grrr

and i want coldstone

holy shit. i have never in my entire life sailed in such horrible conditions. it was AWESOME. i love thrills and we could hardly see at all where we were going. there were two boats that were tipping over literally because they made the mistake of putting their spinikres up. yea their masts were actually touching the water. it was crazy. it got so ( Read more... )

exams rock my sox!!! I'm so glad that i stayed up all night and studied for chem. i woulda definately failed if i hadnt.

went to coneys after school. Keri u loser ur gonna die at 30 for having those dead sticks of doom!!! at least ur house was a good time. (check out the pro when im online) its good stuff.

ttyl bitches i gotta study

haha, not too craziness but definately fun. but what wasnt fun was ACT's. not fun at all. i think i may have done better than the first time but you can never be sure ( Read more... )