There's not nearly enough firewood here to burn all the witches.

Either switch to hanging, or somebody's got to come with me to the forest to chop down more trees.

[ooc: Adding Damages to the Ecology and Pyromania to the growing list of crimes]

Last night, Arion came to me in the form of a bird. He whispered to me that he was of the devil, and he whispered to me also,

"I saw Goody Weatherwax with the devil. She was dancing in the woods, late at night, with her familiars. She slaughters her chickens and her goat in the name of her master, the Devil.

I never saw Mr. Crane with the devil, ( Read more... )

You know, I think hospital food is nearly on par with Etonian food in how awful it is. Maybe more so, because at least at Eton you'd have the option of sneaking into town to buy sweets and things. Here, it's bloody difficult sneaking in even a pizza without all hell raising up. I would have not got cheese on the bedspread, thank you-! If they give ( Read more... )

Bloody hell, looks like zombie day isn't over yet...Mr. Crane, I think you'd better..er, not look out your window today. You might hit your head fainting.

Nobody's thinking about eating brains, right? No? Good form.

...Course, maybe that's coming up tomorrow.

..Is it only the people who're dead who are affected?

==BANG

BANG

BANG==

[sounds of a hoarse voice of a boy yelling for all he's worth, from far off in a tiny airtight room]

PRINCESS! ARION! MR. CRANE, ANYBODY?! SOMEBODY HELP..

[ooc: Nothing icky, but sealed in the tiny room the little girl was trapped in at the very end of Saw III, and running out of air.]

Almost midnight, so I don't know whether the curse'll end in a hour, or if it's one of those three-day curses. I hope it's the latter, it's loads of fun moving things around with your mind. Like magic!

Er...Princess, Mr. Dresden, sorry about the state of the kitchen. I'll clean it up again tomorrow ( Read more... )

Arion, why are you always so twitchy?

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Princess, how come you and Jas. aren't together?

[sounds of clucking and squawking from a pack of upset chickens, followed by the yowl of a cat and the hissing of a particular venomous spider]

Uh, Mistress Weatherwax? Lyra an' I-KATRINA GET DOWN OFF THE ROOSTER-we found the chickens, but it was too late in the day to bring them around to you an-Hold on..

[sounds of a small boy running to ( Read more... )

Anyone seen Mr. Crane around, lately? I hope he didn't get sent back or anything..

Mr. Dresden? My name's Jolly Roger! Sorry I didn't get to meet you earlier before you moved in, but it's topping swank having you here! You don't have a problem with cats or spiders, do you? We've one of each. I can introduce you!

[Private to Ananova] Princess ( Read more... )

Visit The King's College of Our Lady of Eton beside Windsor!Commonly known as Eton College, in England. Founded in 1440 by Henry VI, it rests north of Windsor Castle in Berkshire, and is the favorite school of the British Royalty to send their young ones. It's got twenty-five houses divided into two groups; the Collegers, and the Oppidans. The ( Read more... )