Vol. 1 #105 -- [Action]

[jollygreenjerk]

[So, you’re standing by the lake, or near the water at the beach. You’re probably not doing too much or maybe you’re caught up in your own little fairytale story considering all the chaos going on. But whatever the case may be, you're there. And you might not be paying attention to that huge shadow lurking in the shadowy depths. That is until all

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This just might be the best way I ever intro'd a char.

[ringsandrockets]

Hm..? Oh, hey there, buddy!

[ 7 feet tall frog with a dull angry expression, you are faced with a raccoon. It's only twice bigger than every other raccoon in the universe and it's wearing those snazzy white new feather pants you often see on newcomers.

It also has wings. Talk about genetic mishaps. ]

I don't really care about that dusty ol' book, though. I found it this morning, myself. [ He thoughtfully rubs his chin in a way only a raccoon can. ] But with how tall you are, maybe you've seen my clothes and my unfeasibly large cannon?

XD Rocket Raccooon! Hey, it works either way.

[jollygreenjerk]

[Wait, what a raccoon? He really should pay more attention to the people he grabs stuff from. He was thinking you might be a beautiful princess.]

...Hmm. You new or something? [Oh great, he's definitely not gonna be able to get a favor out of this guy for stealing the journal then... or is heee?] If you wanna stay here you're gonna need the book, Einstein.

[heavenslament]

[Terra, in full princess mode, recoils as the tall frog emerges from the lake. She's prepared to leave, when that offer gives her pause. She would like her hair ribbon back; it was only going to be in her hand for a moment while she fixed her hair, but bad timing saw it taken from her.]

...what favor?

[jollygreenjerk]

Nothing big or anything. Just a kiss I guess. [Yeah, see. It's not a big deal.]

[heavenslament]

A--why?!

[Just staring at him wide-eyed, because how does any of this make sense?]

[jollygreenjerk]

Because I'm a frog that's why. You're new to this whole princess gig aren't you?

[shadedsunlight]

[Hey! Total bitch move there. Excuse me, but she liked that knife! Alice, as Alice, is a step away from jumping into the water and getting it back when he appears.

....Oh. Okay, fine, she can be patient and hear out his request.]

[jollygreenjerk]

I guess a kiss would be enough. S'not like there's money here.

[shadedsunlight]

[...Oh. A kiss. Is that all? Alice smiles and motions with her hand for him to come closer.]

[jollygreenjerk]

[Oh, that seemed easy enough! You know, he thought he was going to have problems or something. Okay, he's just going to move a bit closer then.]

[toujoursfluer]

[Mr. Prince was walking by the beach, scouting for beautiful mermaids in need of untangling when a big sticky tongue whipped her last cigarette from her hand.]

[She glares at the large frog as he slips from the water and croaks at her.]

As if I'd want something back that's been in your mouth.

[She steps back, hands in her pockets at first then, as if she'd just realized something, crosses them in front of her.]

I will do you one shitty favor, though.

[Have dozens of hands erupt from the sand around you.]

By throwing you back in the water! [The hands are reaching for you now. What do?]

[jollygreenjerk]

Tryin' to start a fight, Princess?

[Well the whole hands coming out the ground thing will catch him by surprise. So yes they will have a chance to grab him. But he just got out the water so he might be sliperyyyy.]

[toujoursfluer]

It's Mr. Prince and I am going to finish it.

[She has the inclination to be smoking as she says this for the mood of it but quickly remembers she is out of cigarettes and why.]

[He does turn out too slippery to get a good grip on but how does he feel about several feet growing out of the sand underneath him?]

[jollygreenjerk]

[Whaaaaay. Now there's FEET too? What is with this lady?]

Finish this, Princess! [And then he's going to try to slap her in the face with his tongue.]

[godbent]

[...

And now he groceries are water-logged. Ew. And the frog is out and-

This guy looks sort of familiar.]

What?

[jollygreenjerk]

....

You're not a princess are you? [You're not dressed as one at least. But he wonders if it might work anyway? Maybe she just doesn't dress like a princess.]

[godbent]

[What do you got a problem with sweaters over cute T-shirts and shorts? Huh, do you?

...But she shrugs]

I have been a few times so far.

[jollygreenjerk]

Alright, well look. I'm gonna need a kiss. Otherwise I'm gonna stay stuck like this forever.

If you do it, I'll get you your stuff back. [You wet groceries.]